10 Shocking Sex Scenes From Holy Books



Fundamentalist religion tends to have a somewhat of an unsexy reputation thanks to things such as abstinence rings and very strong ‘no contraception’ propaganda coming from the Vatican. So it can be very sobering to find out that holy books like the Bible, Quran and Hindu scriptures are all filled with very erotic moments and detailed descriptions. Although religions all hold very prudish reputations, the holy books they are based on are not prudish at all. Here’s the most surprisingly frank sex scenes from the holy books.

Absalom’s Very Public Sex

Absalom was the son of King David and Maachah and he was known as the most handsome of all men in Israel. On top of that, he also had charisma and he was able to get people to stand behind him in the act of rebellion against his father. The uprising, however, or better said how Absalom asserted his control, is what is the most interesting part of the story. In front of the whole city, he took his father’s concubines onto the palace roof and had sex with them. In 2 Samuel 16:21–22, we’re told how Absalom goes to set up a tent on the palace roof and “slept with his father’s concubines in the sight of all Israel.

A Rich Woman Locks Her Slave Up For Sexual Favours

The biblical story of Joseph, the man who was almost killed by his family for wearing a Technicolor dreamcoat and singing a lot of award-winning songs is known to everyone. The Quranic version is almost the same except for the tiny detail. When Yusuf gets sold into slavery he is bought by a rich lady who wants to make him into her lover. In Yusuf verse 23, the woman waits to be alone in the house before locking the door and demanding Yusuf to seduce her. Yusuf’s good looks make the woman lose her mind more than once, and even overwhelm the guest of the woman’s so much they cut their own hands.

Amnon Has Sex With His Step-Sister

Absalom’s half-brother Amnon paid even less respect to women than his brother, and ended up in love with his half-sister. To prove his love for her as described in 2 Samuel 13, he rapes his step-sister. The Bible is quite explicit in the telling of this story. Amnon pretends to be sick and asks Tamar, his half-sister, to bring him some food to his bedroom. After she comes in, he forces himself on her and “since he was stronger than she, he raped her.” When the story gets out, Tamar winds up disgraced and has to live alone in misery until her brother Absalom kills Amnon.

Brahma Grows An Extra Head For Looking At His Daughter

Brahma is a part of the Hinduism’s holy triumvirate, along with Vishnu and Shiva, but at the same time he’s one the least-worshiped gods in the entire religion. He has got only two temples devoted to him while Vishnu has thousands. The most probable reason for this is the fact that people are embarrassed by Brahma. Judging by the holy transcripts, Brahma was a pervert. And to have it worse, he had a thing for his own daughter. He apparently created a daughter called Shatarupa to help him with the creation of the world. She turned out so pretty that he had trouble concentrating and fell so hard for her he decided to grow an extra head so he could be able to watch her all the time.

Ezekiel Declares That Egyptians Are Hung Like Horses

The Bible tells us through the story told by Ezekiel about how she lusts over Babylonian chariot drivers and is completely happy with selling her body to the handsome natives of Chaldea. But what made her the happiest was looking back at her days spent in Egypt. “There,” recalls Ezekiel, “she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” She keeps on describing young women who had their breasts fondled and the pornographic images of her and other women’s relationships with Egyptians.

The Hadith Talks About Come Stains

Hadith is a collection of sayings, all related to the life of the Prophet Muhammad. It is known as the vital addition to the Quran and it displays how Muslims should live their lives, containing a lot of life advice. There is also a very detailed description as to how to get rid of semen stains. There is an entire chapter dedicated to hygiene and it talks about how to ritually wash yourself before prayers. It also shows how to wash out the semen stains from your husband’s clothes. “Narrated ‘Aisha: I used to wash the semen off the clothes of the Prophet and even then I used to notice one or more spots on them.”

King David Keeps Himself Warm With A Virgin

King David, although chosen by God to rule over a powerful kingdom, still suffered from the usual old person issues. In 1 Kings 1, there is a detailed description of how the King is always cold, even when wrapped up in many layers of clothing. So The King finds an unusual solution, employing a young virgin to keep him warm and lay in his bed. 1 Kings 1:1–4 says: “Let us look for a young virgin to serve the king and take care of him. She can lie beside him so that our lord the king may keep warm. Let her stand before the king, and let her cherish him, and let her lie in thy bosom, that my lord the king may get heat.”

Shikhandi Becomes A Man To Get Revenge

Mahabharata, one of Hindu’s holy texts, tells us a story about a girl named Shikhandi who died, was reborn, and magically transformed into a man in her quest to get revenge. She is fueled by her hatred of Bhishma, a warrior man who kidnapped her from her husband-to-be. In modern times, this story is widely accepted and celebrated by the liberal Hindus and has been praised as a great example of female-to-male transsexuality.

A Biblical Gang Rape Turned Brutal

The story of a Levite and his concubine, Judges 19 may be one of the most disturbing stories featured in the Bible. It starts with Levite and his women arriving in the city of Gibeah where they get settled into a house of an old man and are about to have dinner when an angry mob forms, wanting to rape the Levite’s woman. In the end they rape Levite’s woman, after nothing else stops the angry mob and she offers herself to them. They abuse her all night and in the morning, she crawls back to the old man’s house and dies on the steps. The woman’s death triggers a huge battle across the land that results in thousands of men killed and countless homes destroyed.

Allah Makes It His Mission To Get Muhammad Laid

It is common knowledge that Prophet Muhammad was openly polygamous. In fact, he had 12 wives, which is considered little for an Abrahamic hero, as for example King Solomon had around 700. The most enthralling story about Muhammad’s love adventures is definitely the one about Zaynab, a woman who was very beautiful. One day, while Muhammad went out for one of his typical walks, he passed Zaynab’s tent as she was changing her clothes. In that same moment, wind blew and threw open the entrance which left Muhammad with a clear view of Zaynab in all her glory. And just like that, a marriage was born.