10 Hilarious Signs To Stop People From Stealing

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Law and order exists for a very good reason. There are just too many thieves all over the place and they don’t even do it for a living. We are talking about the kind of people who simply steal for the heck of it, or think that stealing petty things can be fun. Most of the time, this can be a harmless crime amounting to only a few dollars, but it the morality behind the situation that is troubling. It has gotten so bad that people have to put up signs to address this issue, and here is a list of the funniest anti-theft signs.

Take The Remote Too

The person who had his stereo stolen got so annoyed by the crime, that he decided to leave the remote out just so that the thief can use the stereo properly.

Too Late

This person decided to write a note to future thieves to not bother breaking in and trying to steal the stereo because someone already got to it first.

Stress Eating

Losing a lot of money in the stock market can turn a person into an inconsiderate lunch thief.

Sentimental Leather Pants

First of all, the thief in this situation looks like she had some bad botox, and secondly, why does this person sentimentally attached to a pair of leather pants, and why would he leave said pants in a truck?


What has the world gotten to, that people can’t keep themselves from stealing cats.

Better Lead

The management decided to point the thieves to a better direction, so that they at least get good computers for having invested time in stealing stuff. Smart thinking!

Angry Mike

This is the angriest note I have ever read. Mike is so pissed off, that he is willing to kill a man over a bike. I’m not quite sure Mike knows that murder trumps robbery in a court of law.

No Reward

This person is offering no reward for anyone who can return his stolen geeky bike. Why would he reward someone for returning something that isn’t theirs?

Out Of Letters

This hotel barely managed to put a sign together asking people not to steal their letters, because so many got taken already.

Steal From Walmart

This restaurant got so tired of people stealing their salt shakers, they thought it would help if they told people where they get their salt shakers from. They don’t realize that people aren’t stealing the salt shakers because they are fancy, they just like stealing stuff!