20 Of The Dumbest Song Lyrics Of All Time



How to Hate – Lil Wayne

‘But Don’t f*ck up with Wayne

cause when it ‘Waynes’ it pours’

Okay, okay. Lil Wayne does make some good songs like ‘How to Love’, with meaningful and poetic lyrics. But he can get tasteless in most of his songs, particularly in ‘How to Hate’ showing his terrible use of puns.

Wonton Soup – Lil B

‘B*tches suck my d*ck

Because I look like J.K. Rowling.’

Rap songs have some really zany song lyrics, but this one — we don’t even see the relationship between sucking d*cks and the Harry Potter author. Do you?

Somewhere Else – Razorlight

‘And I met a girl,

she asked me my name,

I told her what it was’

This must be the most mundane love story ever. We wonder what they’re wedding vows will be like.

The Cheeky Song – Cheeky Girls

‘Touch my bum, this is life’

‘We are the cheeky girls (2x)

We are the cheeky boys (2x)

We are the cheeky girls (2x)

We are the cheeky boys (2x)

We are the cheeky girls (2x)

We are the cheeky boys (2x)’

Everything from start to finish is stupid and just plain cheeky. It starts with ‘ooh boys cheeky girls, ohh girls cheeky boys’ and says it like a hundred times. throughout the song. Everything is repeated and makes no sense at all. After hearing the song, it’s safe to assume that our IQ has been reduced by 10 points.