20 Pick Up Lines You Should Never Use
The Serial Killer
“You have a beautiful head. It would look marvelous next to the other ones in my freezer. ” If you’re trying to come across as a serial killer, then this pick-up line is the first one you should choose. However, if you want to appear even slightly normal, find something incredibly better.
“Have you ever seen a 2-incher?” Self-deprecation can be funny at times, but no one wants to hear about your 2-inch penis when you’re trying to hook up. Save disappointing news like that for the bedroom…if things make it that far.