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University Students Are Taking Masturbation Module

University Students Are Taking Masturbation Module


Students at the University of Sheffield will be taking on a new module focused solely around masturbation. Reports claim that over 200 English Literature undergraduate students are going to take this compulsory course, “Critical and Literary Theory,” which has a strong focus on “pleasure, self-scrutiny, and auto-eroticism.”

This new module is said to be part of the school’s new study on “The Art of Masturbation,” which is a lecture from English tutor Dr. Fabienne Collignon.

Speaking about the new topic, Dr. Collignon said: “The lecture will be on Walt Whitman, Rob Halpern and the deconstruction of masturbation. The last week is called pleasure, self-scrutiny and auto-eroticism. I ended up calling it that because there’s an affinity between literary pleasure, critical self-scrutiny and auto-eroticism.”

Students appear to be quite excited for this new module, as a new style of education is being called for in these days.

If only all of our classes were that interesting. Some of us would probably pass with flying colors.