Eight Delicious Christmas Drinks To Try This Season
If Christmas is about anything to most people (besides the birth of Christ, presents, and turkey) it’s about getting very very drunk in the middle of the day and not being judged for it. And Holiday drinks are easily the best kind of drinks, because they’re so full of flavor and invention. So sit back and get merry with this collection of holiday drinks for you to try. But y’know… drink responsibly.
Caramel Macchiato Jelly Shots
A delicious, triple-layered spiked jelly shot. Perfect to wake you up as soon as the kids come banging into your room on Christmas morning. (We don’t encourage heavy drinking… honest).
Candy Cane White Hot Chocolate
The sweetest sounding drink in the world. We can feel our teeth rotting just looking at this one.
Vanilla Peppermint Martini
Is this what James Bond drinks at Christmas? We certainly like to think so.
Spiced Snowflake Cocktail
This is a very classy looking Christmas drink indeed. Apparently nice and sweet without being too much.
Gingerbread Apple Cocktail
If you like gingerbread, apples, and cocktails, we know what you should be drinking this Christmas.
Presumably you leave this for Santa with his mince pie and milk, to give him that extra kick to finish his rounds.
Mistletoe Jelly Shots
The only thing you’ll be kissing after a couple of these shots is the toilet (because you’ll be being sick, from being too drunk… if that wasn’t clear).
Spice “Cake Batter” Shots
We all love cake batter. Don’t pretend you don’t. We wish we could meet the genius who decided to add its charms to an alcoholic shot. Bless you, whoever you are.