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Over the past decade, online shopping has grown massively thanks to its ease of use and the practicality of not having to leave your house to buy goods. Another important draw is the fact that online shops can offer a far greater variety of products thanks to lower overheads and the lack of need to have any shelf space for a particular item. This means that online stores often stock a wider range of goods than traditional shops.
Without a doubt, the biggest retailer on the internet is Amazon. It has gone from a small commercial website selling books to a giant retail force that sells clothing, food, entertainment products and services such as Amazon Instant Video. Its huge popularity and large customer base also means it stocks some bizarre items that you probably never even realized you could buy.
Stop Eating Poop!
Stop Eating Poop! is a food supplement for dogs that is otherwise known by its less hilarious name of S.E.P. It has been designed to help prevent dogs from eating their own feces by putting Glutamic Acid into their digestive system. It also claims to be able to make the odor from dog stools less unpleasant.
Roswell Soil Sample
The perfect gift for those conspiracy theorists and UFO enthusiasts. 100% genuine soil taken from Roswell, the site of the supposed UFO crash in 1947.
Kitchen Art Ham Dogger
Are you sick of cooking hamburgers and then finding out you only have hot dog buns? Well this could be the product for you as the description states, “now you can please both the hot dog and hamburger lover. You will never have to buy two kinds of buns when you have Kitchen Art Ham Dogger.”
55 Gallons Of Passion Lube
Occasionally people will need some help in the bedroom department, but it’s incredibly hard to imagine what anyone is doing to need 55 gallons of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant.
This Wolf Urine comes in 32 oz. containers. It is supposed to be used to lure other wolves to an area or to ensure that pests, such as deer or other small animals, are deterred by the pungent smell given off by the urine.
A Whole Rabbit
Okay, so it’s technically not an entire rabbit because the head is missing. Also, just make sure you don’t use the “buy used” function for this.
Philadelphia Mint Jefferson Nickel From 2003
Because you can never have enough nickels, you can buy this one from 2003 for just $3.95 (with $4.49 shipping). Although the buyer does specify that the actual year may vary…
Dolly The Sexy Inflatable Sheep
Well it’s probably a good thing this exists if only to help stop people from trying to find real life sexy sheep.
Don’t worry, it’s not as gross as you might have first thought. This is simply a hidden flask that has been cleverly disguised as five tampons, allowing you to effortlessly sneak alcohol into bars, events and parties.
Not much good for those who are claustrophobic but ideal if you want to have your own personal spa at home.
Cashel Daddle Saddle
Now your child can ride around on top of you pretending that you’re a horse. Guaranteed to provide hours of fun and severely damage your spine.
A genuine backside from the whitetail deer. Perfect for those who want to display an animal in their home but don’t want to go the traditional route of mounting a head.
Runny Nose Shower Gel Dispenser
The name basically tells you everything you need to know about this product, although it is obviously best used with green shower gel.
Dinosaur Dog Costume
C’mon, let’s be honest here. If you had a dog that was small enough to fit into this costume then you would definitely buy it.
Fat Replica Model
Remember all those times that you have wondered exactly what fat looks like but didn’t want to cut open your own body to find out? Well now you can just buy this exact replica of five-pounds of fat.
The perfect way to scare your children and any guests you are having over. It also ensures that the person is in the right place to clean themselves up if they get a bit too much of a shock.
If you have ever wanted to own 1,500 live ladybugs then you can head over to Amazon and grab them for just $12. That’s amazing value at just $0.008 per ladybug.
Steering Wheel Attachable Work Surface Tray
Imagine all that office work you could get done while driving with this handy device. Or perhaps you want to update your Facebook status to let everyone know about bad the traffic is. Whatever the case, the attachable work surface tray is perfect for when you need to multitask while commuting.
Although Amazon claims that the uranium can only be bought for education and scientific use, we are not sure how exactly they go about policing that. So, if you ever wanted to buy some uranium and didn’t know any black market nuclear material sellers, Amazon has you covered.
The JL421 Badonkadonk Land Tank is able to carry heavy cargo, transport up to five people and can reach top speeds of 40 mph. It includes headlights and turn signals and comes with an external camera and a premium sound system, although the cost is rather pricey at $19,995.