10 Of The Funniest Reviews On Amazon

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The best part allowing people to post reviews on e-commerce websites is that we get to hear the complete picture about every product. Most people only try and justify their purchase, but the anonymity of the internet allows people to speak openly about any dissatisfaction they experience because of a product. You also have a platform where people can just post random comments about anything they want, simply because they can do it. The internet is filled with all kinds of kooks, and some of them have taken the time to write some hilarious product reviews for amazon. This list contains 10 of the best ones out there:

Joke Urn

This product review actually offers one of the funniest gag tips of all time. A user named ‘Justsomeguy’ says that he puts brown sugar in the urn and pretends to eat ashes whenever someone asks about the urn. Absolute genius!

Lack Of Security

When you buy a security system, you expect it to work at its best, because it is a question of life and death. This stands true even if it’s only a kid’s security check point according to ‘loosenut’.

Where’s My Uranium

Buying radioactive ore from a website isn’t really the best idea, but leaving a review about its half-life definitely is!

Tuscon Whole Milk

This review offers an extremely useful tip. If you ever order milk online, make sure that you ask for immediate deliver. You do not want your milk to be shipped in 8-10 days.

Just A T-shirt

This has got to be the strangest review ever written. Clearly the person who wrote this review has a very, let’s say, rampant, sense of humor. Christopher ended up seeing god during the simple process of trying to wear a t-shirt. They do say god lies in the little things in life.

Penetrating Wagner’s Ring

‘Agatha Thistletwat’ – clearly a name created for this very review, could not refrain from making thrusting jokes after coming across this amusing book title.

Birth Control And Its Sins

‘G.Foster’ was so disturbed by the title of this book, that he went on a full-fledged upper case rant to show his dissent. It was worth it too, this title needs plenty of upper case dissent rants!

Zubaz Pants

When you write a review, its always best to consider what the line is when it comes to giving out details. This person thought it was ok to mention that he sometimes walks around commando whenever he buys a new pair of pants.

Death Machine

What do you do when you see a product that looks like a war machine? Write a review pretending to be a person who goes to war using the machine of course! ‘ejwitt’ jumped on this chance and totally owned it.


This review could not be more appropriately worded for such a strange product. This person wanted more in common with his crotch and hands, and he got it!