20 Of The Funniest Dad Texts Ever Sent

Focus Dad

Payne doesn’t matter when Dad is looking for his golf shoes! He completely overlooks the text about Payne being in the ICU, as his golf game is more important.

Not Your Dealer

If you are going to text your friend about getting you weed, maybe you should verify that Dave is getting the text and not your dad! However, it looks like dad can hook you up with a dealer faster than Dave can.


Believe us when we say this, but we are still clueless when it comes to twerking also. We are not sure how it is a thing, but thanks a lot for that Miley Cyrus.

Friendly Reminder

Sometimes we get homesick and miss our parents and family. This father just wanted to remind his daughter that he does not miss her at all. Such a sweet text!