10 Ridiculously Inappropriate Shirts Kids Won’t Understand

Theme Parks

We all know the theme park requirements where you have to be of certain height to enjoy a ride. Unfortunately this shirt doesn’t specify which ride, and the implied ride is quite a filthy idea. At least there’s a limit to how short they can be.

Gridiron Queen

Why work hard when you can marry a rich husband? This shirt sets up all the little cheerleaders in life.