10 Incredible Headlines That Had To Come From Florida

Biting Off An Ear To Get Cigarettes

John Ott’s neighbor decided to do his best Mike Tyson impression by giving him a bear hug and then biting his ear after he refused to give him a cigarette. Ott planned to get a restraining order after the incident.

Attempting To Steal 850 Pairs Of Victoria’s Secret Underwear

Daniel Espinosa, a very horny 18-year-old, went to Victoria’s Secret on three different occasions and stole around $15,000 worth of underwear. That’s a lot of panties.