10 Hilarious Church Signs That Will Make You Laugh

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The church has been in the midst of a lot of controversy over the past few decades. The new pope has done a great job in bringing the church into the new millennium and dispelling some ideas that were clearly outdated. As this behemoth religion tries to stay relevant in the face of rapid technological and ideological growth, the message it preaches becomes more vital than ever before. Church signs are a great indication of the kind of sermon you could expect in the church. Some church signs are serious and to-the-point, while others can be a little creative in their approach. Here is a list of 10 church signs that are quite hilarious:

Wireless Access To God

This sounds like the perfect data plan, and it has some heavenly benefits.

Hot As Hell

It is never a good idea to make people walk into a church by reminding them how hot hell can be.

Saving Pennies

If you are looking for a great deal with god, then clearly this is your church.

Shouting Oh God

Lets be honest, we have all had this moment haven’t we? It’s good to know that it doesn’t count as a form of prayer.

Free Coffee

If Starbucks started offering free sermons, would they have a greater membership?

Scary Book

Shouldn’t the Bible inspire people and open their mind to the word of the lord? Claiming that your only religious text is scary is not a good marketing tactic.

Google Error

There are lots of questions that can’t be answered by google actually, like what Microsoft was thinking when they launched Bing.

Artificial Intelligence

This is a fact that actually negates the purpose of this church sign. Why is artificial intelligence even on a church sign anyways?

Too Open-Minded

This is a problem that is plaguing one in every three citizens in the world. It is called openbrainitus, and it is a real epidemic.

Great Position

Doesn’t this sign have a real sexual connotation? I’m not sure this kind of language belongs on a church sign.