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This Woman Claims Her History Degree Will Help Defeat ISIS

This Woman Claims Her History Degree Will Help Defeat ISIS


For the past three decades, Carly Fiorina has had a bachelor’s degree from Stanford University in medieval history and philosophy. However, this specific degree was almost useless within the real world, but that appears to be changing quickly with the advent of ISIS.

According to Carly, her history degree is what will help the world defeat ISIS once and for all. The Republican candidate claims this should allow her to deal with the commander-in-chief of the terrorist organization effectively and efficiently. She said: “Finally my degree in medieval history and philosophy has come in handy, because what ISIS wants to do is drive us back to the Middle Ages, literally.”

Fiorina absolutely believes her history degree is going to save the world. The candidate appears to be a little bit diluted in the head, but if she wants to take on ISIS, then more power to her. She claims the techniques being used by ISIS were all medieval torture and murder techniques, such as beheading and crucifixion.

We’re unsure if ISIS truly wants a medieval world, but perhaps Fiorina is on to something here. We’ll see.