Man Who Refuses To Wear Pants Rips Urinal Off The Wall
The Blue Jays, a professional baseball team, are currently at the top in the AL East, but they appear to have had a minor stadium setback over the weekend, as they were removed from their home turf by unexpected means. The team were facing off against their rivals, the Red Sox, when their stadium began to flood.
Sports columnist Cathal Kelly reported that the Toronto Rogers Centre had a urinal removed from the wall by man who refused to put on pants. The man in question was quite drunk at the time, however we’re unsure of how he managed to acquire the drunken strength to rip a urinal from the wall and toss it aside. The stadium ended up flooding quite a bit, and the escalator near the bathrooms was damaged in the aftermath.
It’s unclear what has happened to this man, and whether or not everyone will receive a refund after game night was ruined.
