20 Of The Worst Celebrity Baby Names Ever
People name their kids strange things sometimes. In some countries, strange baby names have been banned because of the idiocy of some parents. It’s hard enough growing up named Dick or Harry, but when you throw in some real odd ones that make people scratch their heads, well, then you know there’s at least a fifty percent chance that baby has celebrity parents. Naming children strange things isn’t really a new thing in the world of celebs, but it only seems to be getting crazier!
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale
This poor little boy is surely already getting made fun of in school. He was born to Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale in 2008. Maybe having such a hot and talented mom will save him some of the ridicule!
Bronx Mowgli Wentz
Bronx Mowgli was the first child of Ashlee Simpson, with her former husband, Pete Wentz. Bronx, whose name would be fine if not for the Mowgli part, was born in 2008.
Yamma Noyola Brown
Here is proof that strange celebrity baby names is definitely not a new thing. Yamma is the daughter of James Brown and his second wife, Deidre Jenkins.
Cricket Pearl Silverstein
Busy Philipps, most recently known for her air-headed character on Cougar Town, has two daughters with interesting names. Cricket Pearl and Birdie Leigh were born to Busy and her husband, Marc Silverstein.
Wyatt Isabelle Kutcher
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher have a daughter together, but when you look at the baby’s first name you may get confused. That’s because they named her Wyatt.
Diva Thin Muffin Pigeen Zappa
Frank Zappa sure had a way with names. Diva is the daughter of Frank and Gail. She has some strange named siblings, as well: Dweezil, Moon and Ahmet.
Titan Jewell Withersppon
In 2014 Kelly Rowland and Tim Witherspoon had their baby boy, Titan Jewell. Jewell? Really?
Speck Wildhorse Mellencamp
John “Cougar” Mellancamp has had a hard time with his own name all his life, so it seems strange he named his son Speck Wildhorse.
Rainbow Aurora Rotella
This is actually kind of a sweet and cute name for a little girl, but it still falls under the radar as a strange baby name. It will still open this little daughter of Holly Madison and Pasquale Rotella to some ridicule. Of course, she might be popular with the guys when they find out her mom was a Playboy bunny.
Egypt Daoud Dean
Egypt Daoud may be a pretty strange name, but his mom Alicia Keys seems to have a habit for strange baby names. Keys has a son named Genesis Ali as well.
Qirin Love Howard
Terence and his wife, Miranda, aren’t normally too off the wall with baby names. they have Hunter, Aubrey, and Heaven. Then, they have Qirin, who is a little boy.
Pilot Inspektor Lee
As if it wasn’t bad enough you give your child a strange name, then you also spell it wrong? Funny man Jason Lee, along with Beth Riesgraf, pulled no punches when they went for worst baby name of the century.
Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa
Hunky Jason Momoa and sexy Lisa Bonet make a beautiful couple, but they sure gave their baby boy a long and strange name.
Fuschia Kate Sumner
This colorfully named style queen is another example of the fact that strange names have been in the celebrity game for a while. She is the daughter of Frances Tomelty and Sting.
Lyric Sonny Roads Goldberg
It makes complete sense that Punky Brewster, aka Soleil Moon Frye, would give her own child a completely unique name. She survived her completely crazy one!
Maybe Nicolas Cage was just hoping his son with his wife, Alice, would grow up to be superman, or maybe he thinks he’s from another planet. Either way, this kid has a strange and great name.
Jermajesty, son of Jermaine Jackson and Alejandra Oaziaza, is pictured in the middle. The other boy is his brother Jaafar.
Harlow Winter Kate Madden
Maybe they should have just named her Kate. Little miss Harlow (isn’t that a last name?) is the daughter of Nicole Richie and Joel Madden.
Almost as bad as name your dog, “dog” or your cat, “cat”, David Duchovny and Teo Leoni used barely any originality when they named their son, Kyd.
Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
Maybe she has Moxie when she was born. According to reports, her father, Penn Jillette, said that since her mom, Emily Zolten, had no middle name so they wanted to have some fun with it. Good excuse.