20 Of The Funniest Boat Name Fails Ever

Ah, summer time! Time to enjoy cool drinks, the hot sun, and if you’re lucky, you’ll get to cruise on a boat at some point, too. For those of you who own your own boat, you may recall the difficult decision of naming it. This name is important as it will be displayed on the side of the boat for everyone to see. Most people can come up with a relatively normal and safe name for their boat. However, a few boat owners didn’t think their chosen boat name through too well, or they did and they’re in on the joke. Either way, here are 20 of the funniest boat names ever.

Aqua Fart

It almost sounds like it could also be the name of a really terrible perfume. Wonder if it’s trademarked?

Taco the Town

Imagine how much fun a Cinco de Mayo party would be aboard the Taco the Town! It must be fish tacos they’re talking about, and the freshest ones ever too!

Amy’s Wine House

Ahhh, too soon? Or was this boat named before Amy Winehouse died? Wouldn’t Amy’s Wine Boat be more appropriate?


It’d be nice to think that these abbreviations meant something other than what they usually do, but there aren’t enough words that begin with Q to figure it out.