20 Baby Shower Cakes That Will Haunt Your Dreams

Something Rotten in the State of Denmark

So you probably don’t know how to read or speak Danish, but that’s okay. The plump blonde mother-in-progress midway through a bloody childbirth speaks loud volumes.

Miracle of Life

Everyone poops and that goes almost doubly so for babies. But just because it happens to be a fact of life doesn’t mean anyone would want to eat it.

Naked on a Plate

As disturbing as this cake appears, it might have been forgivable. Then again, the scissors and the lengthy umbilical cord up the creep ante to maximum.

Jelly Belly

Not everyone likes eating cake, but that doesn’t mean you should go without a celebratory dessert on your baby shower day. On the other hand, forgoing a cake doesn’t mean you should have to put up with this jelly monstrosity.