10 Weird Condoms You Can Actually Buy
We have moved from ‘Free love’ to ‘Safe sex’ in just a few decades. The need to wear a condom is greater than ever before, considering that most people have multiple sexual partners and there are more STD’s going around that are quite dangerous. Condoms have been jazzed up substantially to make them more appealing as well. You can chose various sizes, textures and flavors based on your tastes. Not only that, you can now pick up some truly bizarre condoms with strange designs from the market. Here is a list of 10 of the weirdest condoms you can buy.
This truly strange alternative for a condom was invented by Jan Vinzenz Krause. Although this product isn’t freely available in the market yet, it involves placing your genitalia into a nozzle and spraying on some latex for extra protection.
Have you always loved lollipops as a child? Bet you never thought one would be involved when you are doing the nasty with some stranger you just met!
This is a great way to admit that your penis isn’t fun enough and needs an old school Gameboy to make things more lively.
If you are a fan of the hilarious talking sponge, you might want to stay clear of the SpongeBob condoms. Not only do they look like the cartoon character and bear his facial expressions, it also comes in a can instead of a packet just to make things worse.
Who doesn’t like bacon?? This condom is a great way to remind you that not everything that goes into your body is good for you, no matter how satisfying it may be at that point.
Feeling festive and horny? Buying a pumpkin-shaped condom is truly a strange way of celebrating Halloween.
You are probably drunk at this point anyways. Might as well get a condom that makes you feel just a little more comfortable.
Your little fella is just as fancy as you are, and if you are going to a black tie event, you better have this matching condom handy in your wallet.
Alien Shaped Condoms
Sometimes sex can get a bit monotonous if you are with the same partner long enough. A good way to spice things up would be to buy condoms that look like they are out of this world.
I have no idea who came up with this idea, but defacing a beloved children’s character must be a really sadistic way of spicing up your sex life.