10 Of The Greatest Sarcastic Reviews On Amazon



What’s the first thing people generally do when they find an intriguing product on the internet? They’ll scroll past the descriptions of the item and head straight to the section where people give their comments on actually using the product. Generally this would be a good idea, but sometimes there can be some sarcasm involved that’s hard to pick up on. Here are some of the most sarcastic reviews you can find on Amazon, and maybe this will give you some idea on what to do when you buy something off the internet!

Playmobil Security Checkpoint

Gwen P. can’t find a more successful way to teach kids about airport security. They also add, “I’m really hoping that they come out with a toy in which the kids can play ‘interrogator.'”

Yodelling Pickle

Sadie had good results giving this product to a relative saying, “My twelve year-old niece asked for the Justin Bieber CD for Christmas, so I bought her this yodeling pickle. Nobody so far can tell the difference.”

UFO-02 Detector

Worried about people posting images of UFOs? You can keep an eye on the traffic with this detector. However, it may not all be that great according to Cyphis: “I don’t know if this is a scam or if mine was broken, but it doesn’t work and I am still getting abducted by UFOs on a regular basis.”

Horse Head Mask

Apparently, Selig7 didn’t understand how to use the horse mask: “It’s not big enough to completely cover a horse’s head, and it doesn’t provide enough air flow for them, either.”

Tuscan Whole Milk

For some reason, you can buy a gallon of whole milk on Amazon for around $74. Rubicon believes there’s a hidden message behind it: “‘Tuscan Whole Milk’ can be re-arranged to say ‘I’ll know mustache.’ Coincidence? I think not.”

‘How To Avoid Huge Ships’

Thanks to this book, Marai said that they were prepared enough to be walking around and avoided a huge ship! They said, “I have lived to tell the tale and now I only hope future generations read this lifesaver.”

2009-20014 Outlook For Wood Toilet Seats

Yes, you can buy something that gives you an outlook on the wood toilet seat market. Lance Kates approves: “This is, without a doubt, still a better story than [Twilight].”

Wheelmate Laptop Steering Wheel Desk

Art Vandelay found great use for a desk that rests on the bottom of a steering wheel. They “use it to line up shot glasses as [they] drive [their] bus of nuns and orphans along the mountain roads from the orphanage to town and back again.”

Bic Pens For Her

John McGowan didn’t have the best review for these colorful pens from Bic, saying, “when my dad found me using these pens he threw all of my things in the trash and now he’s taking me on a hunting trip.”

Dedicated Link Cable

Expensive high-end cables with padded cords and gold-plated ends are generally way overpriced. However, one guy by the name of JMF had an interesting time with his item: “I can sense disturbances in the Force with more ease, and my light saber skills have improve dramatically much to the awe of my master.”