10 Of The Funniest Business Names Ever

Names create the first impression, and first impressions last. Every person with a childhood knows that having a funny name such as ‘Boner’ or ‘Dickie Head’ will instantly have you picked on. A funny and unfortunate name will definitely land you to the ‘Must Bully List’. It’s not fun at all. In business, the business name is also the name of the game. But some business names are just soooo… unfortunate. Whether done for laughs, to get noticed, or simply because people were oblivious, here are the 10 most unfortunate business we have encountered. Enjoy.

Hand Job Nails & Spa

Because of course that’s what they do in a nail salon and spa.

Retarded Childrens

Okay, I can forgive them for their politically incorrect business name. But I can never forgive them for their wrong plural form of ‘childrens’!

Camel Tow

The business name inspires a dozen groans. The ad campaign and slogan is even much worse.

Cabbages & Condoms

I don’t know how the two go together, but apparently this restaurant seem to think otherwise.

BJ Queen

Doesn’t sound like the right business name for a ‘mechanical contractor’, but it sure works in turning heads.

Unlimited Erections, LLC

Until we read the fine print, we would’ve thought this was a porn theater with an extremely uncreative signage.

S.T.D. Contractors

Ah. This business name is a classic victim of unfortunate acronyms. If only businessmen think about their names more seriously.

Fu King Chinese Restaurant

Either the business owner was a completely oblivious man or had quite a sense of humor, we’re not quite sure.

Boring Business Systems

Talk about honesty.

ASS Hair Salon

So the ‘ASS’ in the Hair Salon is probably an acronym of the owners’ names or something. Either way, they should’ve thought this through…