10 Books You Won’t Believe Are Real

Funny, Lists, Other, Shocking, Weird

Books are wonderful thing, and literature is enjoyed by many. There are many controversial and some offensive pieces of literature out there that tend to be the subjects of heated debates. There are some books that are just plain weird, and one has to wonder why they were ever written or thought of. This list is about those books – the bizarre, baffling, and sometimes offensive books that someone thought were good ideas to write and publish…and clearly some people bought them as well!

How To Avoid Huge Ships

One has to wonder what scenario this book would be useful in, because most people wouldn’t think to pull out a book in time of crisis on a boat.

How Green Were The Nazis?

When most people think about the Nazis, they don’t typically wonder how environmentally friendly they were. However, the author of this book clearly did.

Teach Your Wife To Be A Widow

This is one of many examples on this list of a book you never thought you’d need.

How To Poo On A Date

This book is quite possibly the most useful one on this entire list, and if for some reason you’ve forgotten one of the most basic activities, this book will tell you how to defecate once again.

Dating For Under A Dollar

Apparently there are 301 ways to never get a second date again.

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America

If it was unclear whether Eastern North America had a shopping cart infestation problem, it will be clear after you read this book!

How To Teach Physics To Your Dog

Most human brains have a hard enough time comprehending the concepts of physics, so if someone has found a way to teach it to dogs, they must be genius.

Crafting With Cat Hair

This book is for those truly crazy cat ladies…

How To Disappear Completely And Never Be Found

Have you ever wanted to disappear and never be found? If so, this is the book you’ll want to read.

101 Uses For A Dead Cat

This book is the most morbid one on the list, and it is certainly disturbing as well, regardless of whether not its intent is to be funny.