10 Bizarre And Hilarious Arrests At Wal-Mart

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Wal-Mart is one of the most popular department store chains in the United States and has had lots of success in the UK and China. It’s famous for having the lowest prices for name brand products and gives people even more of a discount on store brand items. As expected, the cheap prices brings in all sorts of interesting people. That means that there have been some arrests over wild situations. Here are some of the craziest arrests that we were able to find at a Wal-Mart store.

Prostitution

Foster Bills used Craigslist to have random sexual encounters with people in a Wal-Mart bathroom. He did this while on the job.

Breaking Bad

Alisha Halfmoon decided to create a meth lab in a local Wal-Mart in Tulsa, Oklahoma. She got the ingredients and even decided to begin preparations on a store shelf.

Fourth Of July

Darnell James Haley wasn’t going to wait until the holidays to light fireworks. He brought a batch into the Florida Wal-Mart electronics department and started shooting them off while he was high.

Cute Couple

Some couples just can’t wait to get their jolly on. Julian Call and Tina Gianakon couldn’t even be bothered to purchase a bottle of KY Jelly at a local Wal-Mart in Hutchinson, Kansas. They simply picked one up and had sex right in the middle of the store.

Hunting

Another case of not being able to wait comes from a Canadian Wal-Mart. An undisclosed man that bought a bow-and-arrow from inside the store in 2013 made a goose waddling in the parking lot his first target. Without a hunting license, he was arrested.

Stripping

A South Carolina woman randomly decided to strip in the middle of a Wal-Mart parking lot in 2014. When police finally got to Christine Leigh Campbell, who was 25, they found crystal meth in her pocket.

Milk Giveaway

18-year-old Jonathan Payton in Virginia decided to steal 26 gallons of milk from Wal-Mart in 2011. At least he was doing a nice thing and handing it out to strangers in the parking lot.

Drunk Cart Driving

Timothy Carr was arrested for a DUI after he was found recklessly cruising around the aisles of a Florida Wal-Mart in 2013. Turns out he helped himself to some alcohol even while at the store.

Semen Throwing

One guy doesn’t know understand how to make babies. Frank Short, who was 22, took a cup of his own semen into a Delaware Wal-Mart store and threw it on a random woman.

Chemical Reaction

It’s unsure what issues Theresa Monique had with another customer, but she decided to pour bleach and Pine-Sol on her. The reaction created a hazard that sent the victim and 18 other people to the hospital. Monique was banned from Wal-Mart for five years.