Guy Falls Out Of His House After Someone Steals His Porch
Having something stolen from you is never nice, and its even worse when you’re the victim of a burglary. Having something stolen in a burglary is bad, however you have to live with knowledge that someone has been in your house, and can most likely get back into your house. But what if someone actually stole a part of your house whilst you were sleeping?
Antonio Silva, a 22-year-old from southwest Detroit, recently posted on Facebook that someone had stolen part of his house. It wasn’t something trivial like a mailbox, someone actually stole his porch and stairs that lead up to his front door.
Speaking with reporters, Silva said:
“I’ve been living at that house for two months but no longer there now due to my missing porch that was stolen two weekends ago on the May 25. It all came into realisation that it was gone when I woke up in the morning to smoke. I went to open the back door and fell before I could even get a chance to light my blunt.
I took one step into mid-air and found myself laying in the dirt where my porch once used to be. I’m not sure who took it but I suspect it was my crazy ex-girlfriend that stole my porch because I threw a house party that Friday night and she wasn’t invited.
I never felt so confused with my life laying in the dirt as I was trying to tell my self ‘is this even possible?’ I got a good laugh and bruise out of it.“
Someone stole his porch just over two weeks ago, and he hasn’t been living there since – because he can’t get into his house. After he posted the image to Facebook, it went viral. So far the post has received more than 6,000 comments and over 30,000 shares.
“I figured I’d share it with Facebook to see what everyone’s reaction would be. I didn’t think it would go viral turns out everyone thought it was hilarious, I got everyone in my DM even news reporters telling me how entertaining my porch post is to them.
My friends and family where shocked they didn’t believe me until they seen the post. I’ve had a few things come up missing before but never my porch. Who does that?
The reason why I think it could be my ex is because she stalks me and tries to fight every girl I talk to. I’m sure she knew there were females in my house that night.
But who knows really? It could have been anybody. When I asked her she replied by saying ‘YOU SOUND DUMB, WHO THE F**K WOULD STEAL A PORCH’”