20 Hilarious Food Jokes that Will Crack You Up

Most humans love food. Whether it’s through cooking, dining, picnicing or celebrating, most folks use food to mark the milestones and stepping stones of life. So, mix in a the right words and a little humor with your appetite and you’ve got a recipe for a good laugh. Below you’ll find 20 hilarious jokes about food. Some are from everyday people, others from unknown sources. And some come from the world’s legendary comedians. So sit back, grab something delicious, and enjoy these laughs!

Doctor’s Office

A guy walks into the doctor’s office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a broccoli stem in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, “Doc, this is terrible. What’s wrong with me?” The doctor says, “Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly.”

About McDonald’s

‘McDonald’s ‘Breakfast for under a dollar’ actually costs much more than that. You have to factor in the cost of coronary bypass surgery.’

– George Carlin

An Apple a Day

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.

On Leftovers

‘The remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.’

– Calvin Trillin