10 Questions Siri Gives Hilarious Answers To

Have A Girlfriend?

“Why? So we can get ice cream together, and listen to music…only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak, and loneliness? Sure, where do I sign up?” Siri knows more about life than we could ever imagine.

Are You Stupid?

Don’t try and sucker Siri into making a fool of herself. Quite clearly, she knows the best way to avoid conflict: “I’m smart enough to know not to answer that question.”