20 Hilarious Cinco De Mayo Party Goers That Drank Way Too Much



Cinco De Mayo, a day of celebration, reflection and a reason to get completely smashed without an excuse. Be on the lookout for these drunken idiots — the drunks are endless. There’s the mean drunk, happy drunk and prankster drunk. You even have partiers that cry, laugh or sing mariachi songs loudly and uncontrollably. Of all of these, it’s best to be the one holding the camera. If you’re lucky enough to get a shot, just make sure you’re not one of them. These embarrassing photos capture the not so great highlights of some hilarious Cinco De Mayo partiers that went overboard by getting a little too plastered.

Golden Aged

Hey, seniors like to party too.

Thug Life

If you’re going to party this hard, hide all sharpies.

Upside

The upside is, if he throws up, it won’t ruin his shirt.

Need A Withdrawal

This dude came to get money for more booze but passed out before succeeding.

What Is That Smell?

Apparently neither of them were able to make it to the loo.

Pushin Cushin

Great prank on this drunk guy but we’re a little concerned about him being able to breathe.

Trashed….Literally

So we’re assuming that someone decided to clean up during the party.

Where’s The Band

Here’s the last member of the band who got a little too friendly at the bar.

Family Affair

A family that drinks together, passes out together.

Restraining Order

This is one way to make sure your drunk friend stays put.

My Girl Is Always There

His friends drew a date for him.

Naptime

She just wanted a quiet place to lay her head.

Tinman

This drunk was made over as a metallic tinman.

Playing With Your Food

His friends were playing with their food, apparently on his face.

Aches and Pains

He is definitely going to feel this in the morning.

Wrapped Up

Duct tape is one of the best prank devices ever.

I’m Bending Over Backwards For You!

Neither one of these drunks realize that world even exists. Let’s just hope he didn’t actually hit the tree.

Where Am I?

This girl passed out on a bridge not knowing how she got there.

Ass Backwards

This man’s happy derriere wasn’t so happy when he was throwing up a few minutes before his prankster friends got him.

Why Does My Head Hurt?

This dude somehow missed his pillow and half the bed when he passed out.