10 Shocking And Inappropriate T-Shirts For Babies

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When you are a baby, you have very little say over your own life. Your parents tell you about what to eat, when to sleep, how to play and what to wear. Your life is completely in their hands. This is the reason most people in the world have so many issues – bad parenting. Bad parenting is an epidemic that is crushing the world. This can happen in big ways and little ways, both can be equally damaging. Making your child wear inappropriate T-shirts may not be the worst thing in the world, but it can be pretty shocking. Here is a list of 10 inappropriate T-shirts that parents make their babies wear.

Santa Claus Doesn’t Exist

If you are a baby, you are living in a seemingly magical world. When the bubble bursts, it can be pretty heart breaking. This parent is clearly playing with the fine line between fantasy and reality.

Daddy Is A Geek

This T-shirt is actually just stating a fact, so it isn’t really that bad. It says worse things about the parent more than anything else.

Pro-Choice Joke

Making fun of abortion while using your child as a canvas is very inappropriate.

Accidental Birth

Any shirt that has the word blowjob on it should not be worn by a child, Period.


If you want to be a person who likes to throw up after every meal, at least keep your child out of it.

Ugly People

Why does everyone have to pick on ugly people? Don’t we realize that 90 percent of the world is ugly!

Mommy Likes To Do The Dirty Deed

While babies can’t read or understand language very well, having your child wear a shirt with the word ‘fuck’ on it isn’t the best idea.

Tits Man

Sure your child has to breast feed, but do we really need to sexualize that?

50 Shades Of Inappropriate

Any mother who puts this shirt on her child is sending out a message to the world — that she has terrible taste in literature.

Hung Like A 5 Year Old

Why do we need to talk about genitalia even on children’s clothing? Is our country really that obsessed with sex?