20 Of The Funniest Boat Name Fails Ever

Gay Wind

You might see this boat cruising through Florida, enjoying a joyous breeze. You might even call it a gay wind!

Fish and Chicks

What more could a guy want? This would be the perfect boat for a bachelor party weekend!


If the captain of this boat doesn’t wake you up each morning with the most delicious scrambled eggs you’ve ever had, what’s the point? Either that or he’s got something illegal on his boat.

Cirrhosis of the River

Cirrhosis is a chronic disease of the liver, so we’re either guessing they’re using it as a synonym of liver to rhyme with liver, or they’re oblivious to the actual meaning. And the beer mug just adds insult to injury!