10 Of The Most Shocking Headlines You Will Ever Read



The world is a crazy place, filled with unexpected things waiting to happen. This is what makes reading the news so entertaining each day, you literally have no idea what to expect. There have been some extremely bizarre events in our history that can not only shock you, but make you wonder what is going on with our species. The best part about reading shocking news are the headlines themselves. Most of the time they can be highly sensationalized in order to make the piece more alluring. Here are 10 of the most shocking headlines you will ever encounter.

Lady In The Sumo Suit

This headline is absolutely fascinating. There is so much information to absorb in this one sentence itself. This piece involves ex-lesbian girlfriends, a sumo suit, a gay pub and a man in a snickers suit. You really can’t make this stuff up.

Shakira Attacked By Sea Lion

Did you know that pop sensation Shakira was attacked by a Sea Lion? Neither did we, but apparently the mammoth beast mistook her cellphone for a fish.

Crushed By A Cow

This has got to be one of the most bizarre ways any person could lose their life. How does one even prepare for such an event? How do you know that there isn’t a cow plummeting towards your roof as you read this?

Interesting Last Meal

This is another one of those articles that has a lot to say and puts most of the juicy bits in the headline itself. This deformed mentally ill man might have committed a horrible robbery that he is getting killed for, but at least he picked one glorious last meal.

Wost Advice Ever

Sometimes you think to yourself if teachers are actually spending all their time around children, because whenever some of them speak, it feels like they have never met a child in their life. This headline is a perfect example of this situation.

Watch Out For The Dildo

Weddings can be quite a chaotic time in a person’s life. There are so many things to take care of when you are organizing a wedding. One of those things apparently is flying dildos that can decapitate the best man.

Three-Legged Cat Fued Gone Sour

There is just so much conflict and violence in the news these days. You just can’t seem to escape the carnage that surrounds rivalries involving three-legged cats.

Man Eats Underwear To Beat Breathalyzer

If you are eating your underwear in order to beat a breathalyzer, you’re probably drunk enough for the cops to not even breathalyze you.

Lady Breastfeeds Pug

This poor pug must be so scarred. Imagine when he grows up and all the other pugs make fun of his because he put his mouth to some strange woman’s nipples.

Skinny Cyclist

The problem with being too fit, is that sometimes people can mistake you for a tree branch. If this situation ever happens to you, you are in a lot of trouble.