20 Of The Funniest Marijuana Names On The Market



Afgooey

Afgooey has one of the sillier of names available for marijuana, though it’s origins are quite clear. Afghan is extremely popular, so this sugary version will turn a stressful day into a sweet adventure in the world of relaxation.

Golden Goat

Golden Goat, along with having a hilarious name, is also a hybrid mixture of both sour and sweet. It was said to have been named for the smell of recycled soda cans rotting in the heat, which sounds horrid, but probably has a pleasant aroma after a long work day.

Chocolope

A brazen mixture of OG Chocolate Thai and Cannalope Haze, Chocolope is one that would go well with a side of cold milk. The taste is probably somewhere along the lines of your favorite chocolate-based cereal.

Purple Urkle

If you grew up watching television with older individuals in your home, then chances are you know who Steve Urkle, the geek from “Family Matters”, is. This particular strain has been known to treat insomnia, so is praised despite its odd name.