With all the seriousness in the world today, who doesn’t appreciate a good laugh? Laughing is one of the great pleasures of life and a good joke always leads to a good laugh! Whether it’s a “knock knock” joke from when you were a kid, the ones about little Johnny, or the dirty ones you learned sometime when you were in middle school or high school, when they’re funny, they’re funny! Below are 20 of the funniest jokes that are sure to make you crack up!
Little Johnny & Mrs. Smith
Teacher Smith: Johnny, if you had $5.00 and you asked your father for $3.00 more, how many dollars would you have?
Little Johnny: I would have five dollars…
Teacher Smith: You don’t know your arithmetic, Johnny…
Little Johnny: You don’t know my father, Mrs. Smith.
Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students in here!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Ohh, Johnny, you think you’re stupid?
Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone.
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, “Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, “No, my dog does not bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. “Ouch!” He says, “I thought you said your dog does not bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, “That is not my dog!”
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.